[ X ] Should Buy [ Y ]
How Pundits Write Slash Fic for Big $$$
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7 min readJun 29, 2015
“The New York Times Should Buy Bloomberg,” trumpeted my prognostication-prone pal Felix Salmon the other day. It was a provocative salvo, simultaneously sharpened by its tidy headline yet dulled by the ubiquity of its packaging. If you haven’t noticed, the [X] Should Buy [Y] gambit has reached a state of super-saturation in business circles.
Distrust that assertion? Here then, a listicle of evidence, culled from just over the past few month, of pundits recycling that mathematically-elegant sentence structure and transforming the formula into maximum bizness thinkyness:
- “Apple Should Buy DuckDuckGo”
- “Apple Should Buy Netflix”
- “Apple Should Buy Tesla”
- “Apple Should Buy Fitbit”
- “Apple Should Buy Blackberry”
- “Microsoft Should Buy Blackberry”
- “Samsung Should Buy Blackberry”
- “Facebook Should Buy Twitter”
- “Facebook Should Buy LinkedIn”
- “Facebook Should Buy Nokia”
- “Starbucks Should Buy Chobani”
- “Google Should Buy Twitter”
- “Twitter Should Buy Meerkat”