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No more good morning treats for Loudt

A picture of Loudt by Damir Spanic on Unsplash

It’s 7:58 AM, and I’m on my knees, ready to give Loudt his good morning treat. These few minutes of freedom before he wakes up are my favorite time of the day. I forget we’re locked in a state prison cell for a crime he committed.

Time’s up! He’s awake.



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Smillew Rahcuef

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