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MUSIC

Getting the Pigs

Working in a butcher shop ain’t the glamour life the brochure promised.

It was only a ten-minute drive to the abattoir when the traffic was light, but pig day landed on sweltering Canada Day this week. The traffic would suck duck balls, and the brainiacs who’d designed this resort town loved pinch-points. They slowed the incoming parade of soccer moms…