Hell, Express Delivery
It’s a tough first day for a little trans-dimensional mail carrier
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System Time 00:00:01 and counting.
Receiving visual data.
A large thing stood in front of it. The thing was leaking. Not correct.
Wireless data connection enabled.
Updating Software Systems.
Updating Interaction Vocabulary.
Enhanced English module v.2.11.
The large ‘human’ was ‘sweating’. It found this … ‘unpleasant’. The human tapped it in the center of its visual sphere. That was ‘rude’.
“Hello? You awake in there?” said the tech, “Hello?”
He tapped its visual sphere again, the vibrations were stronger this time and sensed in numerous places. It centered its visual sphere on the human.
Vocalisation Micro System online.
“Yes,” it said.
“Good. Now lift your arms,” said the tech miming the behaviour.
Macro Systems online.
It lifted its left arm and then its right arm. The tech nodded and made a note on his… ‘clipboard’.
