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Microcosm

I’m Just A Man With A Motherfucking Falcon on a Plane

Mr.Falcon the Bird. Adobe Stock.

“You got a problem Bub?”
“Is that…is that…”
“That’s right Motherfucker. This here is a fucking Falcon on a motherfucking plane. I ask you again and for the love of Jesus and everything that’s holy in this messed up, fucked up motherfucking world, so help me God, for the last motherfucking time…do you have a problem with that?”
“Well…no. But, it’s a falcon right?”
“MOTHERFUCKER. Are you TRYING to…

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