Imbecile Favors
Not even for family

He’s a lumbering buffoon. What else? No, he couldn’t live here!
I’m not saying he ain’t your sister-in-law’s beau! But he’s the quintessence of ever-childhood. Grand-dad would’ve called him a self-sodding whippersnapper.
Can I say something nice?
He sets me yearning for a smack-mallet!
July’s fourth writing playful on Microcosm’s PaulChallenge
Weekly Prompt: Learning Your P’s and Q’s | by Paul Mansfield | Microcosm | Jul, 2021 | Medium