Not even for family
He’s a lumbering buffoon. What else? No, he couldn’t live here!
I’m not saying he ain’t your sister-in-law’s beau! But he’s the quintessence of ever-childhood. Grand-dad would’ve called him a self-sodding whippersnapper.
Can I say something nice?
He sets me yearning for a smack-mallet!
July’s fourth writing playful on Microcosm’s PaulChallenge