CLARA IS SO READY FOR HER INTERVIEW…
Coffee — The Interview
“Would You Like Some Coffee?” — “No Thanks, It Makes Me Pee.”
Zote: Now that I got the word ‘Coffee’ out of the way, I can get started. 😜 Am I being Naughty Daddy? 👏👏👏 Cause there’s a fix for that.👏👏👏
MicroXpressions — A MicroFiction PubLication On MeDium HosTed By AgenCy MaGazine 😏 And Ranch Hand (See what I did there Ranchy?)
“What brings you in today, Clara?”
“I need a job, I’ve been a secretary and in college, I volunteered in the library. They told me my fingering was the fastest and most skilled when it came to working the Dewey Decimal system.”
“That’s good information, Clara, but our current opening is for secretary. You sure look the part, so that’s a plus.”
“This is an equal opportunity place of business, right? So looks really shouldn’t matter?”
“Yes, yes, we are all about giving opportunities. We’ll just keep your looks off the record, and just accept them as more of just a bonus.”
