Ode to Being Fired

Kati Pierce
Nov 4 · 1 min read
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Thank you for firing me,

I was gonna leave soon.

Now I get to breathe and be,

From the comfort of my living room.

Instead of traveling for miles,

Every single Goddamned day.

I get to sit on my fat ass,

And write the day away.

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Kati Pierce

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Boy Mom and Humorist | Content Writer | Founder of Step Up Services Group | www.stepupservicesgroup.com.

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