Holiday Shopping with the Candidates

Emily Grimm
Middle of Nowhere, Center of Everything
2 min readDec 16, 2015

Behind on your shopping? Have no fear the presidential candidates are here!

1. “Holiday Jingle Socks” — By: Rand Paul

Keeping your feet warm and protected from government surveillance!

https://store.randpaul.com/index.php/other/holiday-socks.html

2. “Cold Weather Bundle” — By: Marco Rubio

Bundle and Save America!

3. “Hillary for the Holidays Sweatshirt” — By: Hillary Clinton

Perfect for any ugly sweater parties!

https://shop.hillaryclinton.com/products/hillary_for_the_holidays_sweatshirt

4. “Trump Official Winter Hat -Navy” — By: Donald Trump

Great way to hide any bad hair day….

http://shop.donaldjtrump.com/product-p/dtc-beanie-nv.htm

5. “Stocking Stuffer Pack” — By: Jeb Bush

HURRY only 4 left!

6. “Glass Christmas Tree Ornament” — By: Ben Carson

Heal. Inspire. Decorate the Tree.

7. “Cruz Limited Edition Christmas Sweater” — By: Ted Cruz

Nothing says Merry Christmas like the ‘don’t tread on me” snakes

8. “Gift Card” — By: Bernie Sanders

For that family member that is just too hard to shop for

And Carly Fiorina doesn’t want you to forget about those pesky shipping deadlines!

Happy Holidays and good luck with shopping!

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