Freezing off My Meno-Belly With Cryotherapy

I’ve tried everything else

Cappelli, MFA, JD, PhD
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I’m serious. I can’t take it anymore. My stomach is growing faster than I am aging, and I’m aging faster every year. Call it age, call it menopause, call it too much pasta, too much Chianti — call it whatever you want. My belly is growing so much that I can’t see my toes when I look down.

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Cappelli, MFA, JD, PhD
Middle-Pause

Top Know Nothing Writer with way too many degrees who enjoys musing on life's absurdity.