THE DAILY WRITE

Twenty Quirky Quotes To Make You Smile

Because we all need a laughter break!

June 21st: Create your own prompt for today :D

What a great idea! I am a quote-junkie and therefore, I decided that my prompt would be a list of quotes that make me smile/laugh.

Here you go! I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

The pen is mightier than the sword and considerably easier to write with.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Today’s payslip has more deductions than a Sherlock Holmes novel.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.
If you ever feel you are worthless remember that you are full of expensive organs.
Always remember that you’re unique, just like everyone else…
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
Oh, what tangled webs we weave, when first we practice to weave webs
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy any evidence that you ever tried
Contrary to popular belief, God’s surname is not damnit!
You know what they say, what doesn’t kill you…Leaves you maimed, depressed, and with an incredibly large debt to the hospital?’