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Marco’s Pasta Empire
This one might just noodle its way to the finals of the worst joke of 2025 competition
Judy Haratz Cohen who is associated with this publication asked me to post some jokes here. She really should be more careful what she asks for.
This is the fifth in a series of jokes that I am nominating for the worst joke of 2025.
Ballots will be collected and the winner announced at the end of the year.
Send me your suggestions to put into contention. You will be credited appropriately and embarrassed in the eyes of everyone on Medium as a reward.
Once upon a time in a quaint Italian village, there lived a passionate and determined businessman named Marco. Born into a family of pasta enthusiasts, Marco had a deep-rooted love for Italian cuisine, particularly pasta. He dreamt of sharing his family’s recipes with the world and bringing joy to people’s taste buds.
With unwavering ambition, Marco spent years perfecting his pasta-making skills, implementing his family’s age-old secrets. He believed that a unique and high-quality product would set him apart from the competition. After countless trials and errors, he finally crafted an entire range of pasta varieties that won the hearts of locals and tourists alike.
