Dad-Son And Husband-Wife Jokes
Jokes\funny stories. I hope that’s funny.
Son: Dad, this time too, one of the girls is the topper. I bet I shall make it the next time.
Dad: Oh, man! Don’t keep false hopes. Just get used to it.
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The wife tells her husband, “My friend Amy’s husband had gifted her a brand new car on their marriage anniversary. Damn lucky!”
The husband mumbles to himself with a deep sigh, “ My friend Steve’s wife had divorced him on his birthday. Lucky B******”
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The wife asked, “Darling! Do you love me or your mother the most?”
Sensing the threat, the husband replied in a jiffy, “Beyond a shadow of a doubt, I love you and only you the most, honey.”
Next day, the husband’s jaw locked hearing the caller tune of his wife’s phone —
Darling! Do you love me or your mother the most?
Beyond a shadow of a doubt, I love you and only you the most, honey.
Tears streamed down his cheeks knowing he was not gonna inherit a penny from her millionaire mother.
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Son: Dad! I have decided to marry.
Dad: Holy heavens! Are you sure you can manage all the household work apart from your day job?
Son: “Dad! Don’t worry about that. I have inherited your genes.”
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A couple more here —
Dad Son Humor
Husband Wife Humor
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