Minoring in Twitter: Tourists get locked inside bus; Pompey needs a fantasy football league
By dannywild2013
By Danny Wild / MiLB.com
The Asheville Tourists got locked inside their own bus and forced open emergency windows to escape:
https://twitter.com/Sam_Howard32/status/627200293957144576
Alright, Minor Leaguers — top this photo:
https://twitter.com/TheBigCat28/status/629410478155018240
Small world:
https://twitter.com/toddvs35/status/629047645827432448
Twins prospect Nick Gordon posed with a lightbulb attached to his hat:
https://twitter.com/FlashGThe3rd/status/629333916982251520
They get better allowances than children, though (at least in the Majors):
https://twitter.com/SeanMBrady8/status/629047062324056064
We definitely don’t have enough Minor League umpire tweets on this blog, so here ya go:
https://twitter.com/natejschneider/status/629035166330130434
Bad cell phone luck:
https://twitter.com/B_Davidson06/status/629064732884926465
Good cell phone luck:
https://twitter.com/rydog1221/status/628995508661391360
Jameson Taillon is bored:
https://twitter.com/JTaillon19/status/629060345743679488
Here’s some shoes. Enjoy:
https://twitter.com/M_Hanny19/status/629059898899197952
https://twitter.com/stonegarrett22/status/628683852416974848
https://twitter.com/AsheRussell_/status/628663619652333568
Here’s your chance to get Blue Jays №2 prospect Dalton Pompey, a veteran of 40 Major League games, in your fantasy football league:
https://twitter.com/DaltonPompey/status/629055766314504193
If you’re curious what New Britain’s Jeff Hoffman stuffs in his mouth when pitching, you’re questions have been answered:
https://twitter.com/hoff_23/status/629293930853625856
I guess this is the 2015 version of that iconic Norman Rockwell painting in the Hall of Fame, of the umpires and managers checking their hands for rain drops. Now they’re checking for drones:
https://twitter.com/icetimecleve/status/629109300477038592
What have we learned? What am I missing?
https://twitter.com/BGraves05/status/629105299278794752
Breaking news: Minor Leaguers will be wearing shorts in 2016:
https://twitter.com/Fukofuka95/status/629060701328314368
Here’s some Red Wings posing with… whatever those are:
https://twitter.com/ldarnell15/status/629014748689006592
Anthony Giansanti of Iowa isn’t giving up, especially after Ronda Rousey won her last fight in 34 seconds:
https://twitter.com/GianSanity/status/628774658402181120
What does a team do in Boise, Idaho, on an off-day?
https://twitter.com/RPrigatano/status/628755228632875008
MiLB Bus Fun
Don’t take naps on a MiLB bus:
https://twitter.com/Tucker_Neuhaus/status/628252004167516165
https://twitter.com/JGatt33/status/628038978910859264
https://twitter.com/JaredDWilson/status/627998835684474880
https://twitter.com/Raptors_Voice/status/627617777289838592
https://twitter.com/MaxGeorge433/status/627201593088344066
What does a bullpen do in extra innings?
https://twitter.com/MikeMonaco_/status/628747951490383872
Way to screw over Vic Black, Coke:
https://twitter.com/Vic_Black_2/status/628734777407832065
Look at this giant stud!
https://twitter.com/Drew_Jacks/status/628721362874400770
Here’s a Snellfie:
https://twitter.com/Boogpowell15/status/628694000627789824
Is this how all girlfriends think?
https://twitter.com/PlanetPat5/status/628686520887713793
The Jackson Generals saved a cat!
https://twitter.com/TheKleinhans/status/628673007238651904
“Here, hold this jersey and I’ll take a photo.”
https://twitter.com/Raptors_Voice/status/628672696390303744
Touki attack:
https://twitter.com/_YoSoy_Touki/status/628670112351039488
Chipotle Tweets of the Week
Make up your mind already:
https://twitter.com/AustinBrice/status/628971649950445568
Look! Proof that Chipotle knows about “Chipotle Tweets of the Week”
https://twitter.com/ChipotleTweets/status/628436159610261505