All I Really Need to Know About Relationships I Learned From My Roomba

Unlikely lessons learned from a robot vacuum cleaner.

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My first robot vacuum committed suicide. Day one, the entire family oohed and ahhed as Bob made his way around the room picking up all the bits of fur, hair, dirt, and microscopic miscellany shedded by a family of five with two pets.