How to Accept that You’re Inherently Selfish
But don’t fret — so is everybody else.
No offence, but you’re pretty selfish.
I point dramatically into the distance. A bloke, stripy pink shirt, leather jacket, blue hair gestures towards himself and mouths, me? I nod. “Yeah, you.” Then I sweep my arm around the rest of the room, jabbing my index finger towards every face that it…