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Regular Ronaldo Gives Us Hope to Us Average-Looking Men

Dating math doesn’t always check out.

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It doesn’t check out.

Here’s the thing: I’m not the jealous type, even though I’m about to sound irretrievably jealous and unconstrained. But I have my reasons. Every now and then, I see someone who…