Satire

I Defend Myself With My Big Syringe

I’m ready for the next mass jabbing

Photo by Raghavendra V. Konkathi on Unsplash

I carry a syringe of pentobarbital with me wherever I go.

That’s the drug often used for euthanizing animals or putting prisoners to death. I carry a large syringe of it, enough to take down a horse.

It keeps me safe.