Sex and humor

The Emergency DoorDash Dildo Delivery

Yeah, you can get a sex toy as fast as you can get a pizza now

I’m suspicious of this guy’s smile. Photo by Victória Kubiaki on Unsplash

When my friend Berlin told me this story, I doubted it at first. That’s how behind the times I am.

The rare times I order pizza or take-out Chinese, I go pick it up myself. If I’m feeling lazy and even thinking about having…