Local Cow Bar Refuses to Serve Horses

OAK HILL, OHIO — Outrage erupted across social media last evening after a local cow bar refused to serve a rag of horses who entered the bar without taking their shoes off.

The bar, “Pure Milk”, has a longstanding reputation as a rough place where Bovine supremacists gather to sip from the trough. The horses were unaware of the hatred in the community, having traveled from out-of-field.

Upon entering the bar, the owner and his heifer wife Buttercup informed the horses that they weren’t welcome. This led to an escalating confrontation. Eventually hooves were thrown and the police had to be called.

When questioned about the incident, the owner of the bar, a bull named Angus stated, “Those long-faced bastards have no place in this bar. Equiids can rot in hell for all I care. No good nags. Those god-damned Zebras can go back to Africa. They can take their big noses and their weird teeth and get out! Cloven Hoofs only!”

Another supremacist bovine at the scene, named Big Mac, shared his version of the events:

“As soon as they clonked into the bar I knew there’d be trouble. Side-eyed shites. They can’t even look you in the eye unless you’re standing to the right or left of ‘em. Not one showed a lick of respect, including the females. Those hay-breathed mares can suck my utters for all I care!

The fight started when Angus busted the stallion’s balls a bit, saying, ‘Cool bangs Seabiscuit, why don’t you get a haircut!’ That’s when things started to escalate. I told the horse, I said, ‘Calm down stud! No need to whinny,’ but it was too late. Once a horse gets frightened, they just start kicking. We had no choice, we had to fight back.”

Angus’ wife Buttercup shared the following insights about previous night’s events:

“This is still America, okay? We don’t have to serve their types if we don’t want to. They think they’re so great running across open fields, but what do they really provide? Meat? Milk? I don’t think so… Just glue! And who cares about glue, huh!?”

“They think they’re so special with their queer iron shoes. Try making milk sometime ya oversized deer!”

“Hindus worship cows not mokes!”