Misogyny Central
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Misogyny Central

C’Mon Baby, Light My Fire

Literally…

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Mother warned us never to play with matches. So, that’s exactly what we did.

Later, both parents warned us about destructive relationships but I, for one, never listened. Believe me, dudes. You haven’t lived until you’ve been chased naked around Time Square by a psycho-bitch wielding an angry machete. The sex afterwards is always awesome, that is, if your appendicle survives…

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