Misogyny Central
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Misogyny Central

Meet Dexter

Horniest lemon on the planet

Who said that fruit isn’t sexual?

Meet Dexter. He’s a lemon. Sort of.

I swear that Dexter the lemon and my cat Mona Lisa are up to something salacious.

The good thing about Dexter is that he never goes to the bathroom which is something Mona Lisa can’t avoid although we’ve taught her to use the human toilet instead of…



Marching to a different drummer. Or no drummer. Who needs a drummer, anyway?

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