Misogyny Central, Fine Arts Department

Anyone For A Golden Shower?

The fine arts version of singin’ in the rain

Danaë Receiving the Golden Rain (one of many versions of the same work), Titian (1560–1565) pubic domain

If you don’t know what Golden Rain is, well, it isn’t what sex trade workers market as “golden showers.”

Golden Rain is when a goddess or nymph or even a human gets impregnated by one of the gods. There’s not a lot of in-out…