The Art of Nipple Pinching

From Virgo Lactans to Bettie Mae Page

Venus in a Fur Coat. Peter Paul Rubens, 1630–40). Public domain

What’s wrong with this painting?

Don’t answer just yet. You’re totally captivated by the erect nipples displayed by the coquettish subject. You’re thinking “Well, her gams are a bit flabby and she hasn’t washed her feet, but the lady’s got some really fabulous nips.”