Satire

Who Pushed Ivana Down The Stairs?

A lesson in revenge for patient ex-husbands

Francesco Rizzuto
Misogyny Central
Published in
5 min readJul 18, 2022
Another reason to die young and stay beautiful. Presidential hopeful Ivanka Trump’s late mother Ivana struggles to eat spaghetti. Author derivative image. Sources: Wikipedia and The U.S. Sun

It’s anybody’s guess whether or not Jared will someday push Ivanka down the stairs.

As per custom, the Trumps instruct Americans on how to live. In a society predicated on racism and greed, the “good life” means having to step over people, sometimes over their dead bodies.

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Francesco Rizzuto
Misogyny Central

Everyone’s favourite Emmanuel Goldstein. Lives in LaLaLand. Chills at www.francescorizzuto.com