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Francesco Rizzuto

Francesco Rizzuto

·4 days ago

Let’s Kill Another Million

Step aside Fauci…Here comes Marjorie Taylor Greene — Readers may have the impression that I carry a torch for Marjorie “Jewish space lasers” Taylor Greene (R-Georgia) or maybe I’m in her pay. Perish the thought! Perish both thoughts! Let’s just say we have a love-hate relationship. Place a paper bag over her head and well, you know. She’s…

Elections

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Let’s Kill Another Million
Let’s Kill Another Million
Elections

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Francesco Rizzuto

Francesco Rizzuto

·6 days ago

The Most Relatable Woman In America

She could be DeSantis’ VP in 2024 — Iwas asleep at the wheel. Looked up today and Sarah Huckabee Sanders — Trump’s former press secretary who patented the concept of “alternate-facts” — was governor of Arkansas. Or is it governess? Whatever. Marjorie “Jewish space lasers” Taylor Greene (R-Georgia) was been sucking up all the limelight while the repurposing…

Elections

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The Most Relatable Woman In America
The Most Relatable Woman In America
Elections

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Francesco Rizzuto

Francesco Rizzuto

·Jan 22

Idiot Of The Week for January 23, 2023

The winner and I have some things in common — Attorney General Merrick Garland, Andrew Tate, and I have one thing in common: we were all born in Chicago, Illinois. Mind you, we come from wildly different social strata and backgrounds, although I probably have more in common with Mister Tate than AG Garland. While Tate represents the alpha-male super-misogynist…

Andrew Tate

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Idiot Of The Week for January 23, 2023
Idiot Of The Week for January 23, 2023
Andrew Tate

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Francesco Rizzuto

Francesco Rizzuto

·Jan 20

Rust Never Sleeps

The corrosive legacy of Alec Baldwin — As a shy boy who spent more time oiling and polishing and riding his cherished bicycle around Chicago, pretending to discover new continents and the exotic peoples who inhabited them, I engaged in a constant battle with rust. Rust never sleeps. It’s always there, eating away at your little world. …

Hollywood

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Rust Never Sleeps
Rust Never Sleeps
Hollywood

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Francesco Rizzuto

Francesco Rizzuto

·Jan 18

Idiot of the Week for January 16, 2023

Lessons in the staying power of Bullshit — At least Donald Trump was amusing… George Devolder/Santos (R-NY) isn’t even funny, especially when he takes money from Russians and makes white supremacist hand signals in Congress. Next thing anyone knows, he’ll be sneaking firearms into chambers, that is, if he hasn’t already. Misogyny Central offers three prizes to worthy…

Racism

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Idiot of the Week for January 16, 2023
Idiot of the Week for January 16, 2023
Racism

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Francesco Rizzuto

Francesco Rizzuto

·Jan 16

Cry Baby Of The Month For January 2023

What better time to launch a new contest and look who’s our first winner! — Readers think I have a crush on Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert. Fake News. I’m crushing on Meghan Markle instead. Jeremy Clarkson and Piers Morgan can go pound sand. Meghan, we got your back! The idea of a FMF threesome with MTG and Miss Boobs ‘N Bullets goes limp…

Satire

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Cry Baby Of The Month For January 2023
Cry Baby Of The Month For January 2023
Satire

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Francesco Rizzuto

Francesco Rizzuto

·Jan 14

Cry Baby Of The Month

An exciting new concept from Misogyny Central — Readers are familiar with Misogyny Central’s “Idiot of the Week” and “Asshole of the Month” awards. Some may disagree with the selections but WTF, we’re the Starship Enterprise of e-pubs, right? We go where no e-pub has gone before. Like out on a limb. If our society can be characterized…

Satire

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Cry Baby Of The Month
Cry Baby Of The Month
Satire

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Francesco Rizzuto

Francesco Rizzuto

·Jan 13

Marge and Me in 2024

It’s gonna be a gas — Nothing the Biden administration does these days makes any sense. Now, Potus46 wants to outlaw gas stoves.

Elections

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Marge and Me in 2024
Marge and Me in 2024
Elections

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Francesco Rizzuto

Francesco Rizzuto

·Jan 12

Misogynist Manifesto

Ted Kaczynski had one. Payton Gendron had one. Even Karl Marx had one — Manifestos are trending. So, why shouldn’t an e-pub that styles itself as “Misogyny Central” have a manifesto? This essay seeks to answer that question and, hopefully, a little more. The Patriarchy is a hoax Yep. You read that correctly. The patriarchy is a hoax. How do I know? That’s easy. We created it right here…

Sex

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Misogynist Manifesto
Misogynist Manifesto
Sex

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Dave Volek

Dave Volek

·Jan 9

The Political Philosophy of Star Wars

Looking closer at hidden messages — I used to consider Star Wars movies as escapism. Simple plots: good guys defeating bad guys, futuristic action, supernatural stuff, and a little romance. Not a bad place to kill a few hours now and then. One of my internet channels was playing Star Wars movies throughout the holidays. Life…

Star Wars

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The Political Philosophy of Star Wars
The Political Philosophy of Star Wars
Star Wars

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Francesco Rizzuto

Francesco Rizzuto

Everyone’s favourite Emmanuel Goldstein. Lives in LaLaLand. Chills at www.francescorizzuto.com

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