8 things I miss by NOT being a THALA fan :(
Fondly called THALA by fans, he is known for his stylish appearances in movies. Unfortunately though, the style substance can’t save his movies at the box office. But no worries; he has multi-talented fans who can help him stay in the news always owing to their skills. I terribly miss those terrific skills possessed by his fans.
- The Photoshop skills
Most of the THALA fans, invariably, are very good at Photoshop. They can degrade any star with this skill of theirs’ and they can show to the outside world as something happened while in reality it would not have been. For example, check the photo below. It is self-explanatory.
- Reuse and Recycle
Thala attends number of parties. But he has an aversion towards cultural events, protests and even FUNERALS. Come on, how can you torture him to attend funerals and all. After all he is THE THALA. He attends only one funeral per year and thala fans are skilled enough to use same photos for different funerals that particular year. PPPPAAAHHHHHH!!!!
- Cc to: Media while helping someone “anonymously”
While it’s well-known for our earth, universe and even our milky way that thala helps anonymously, I really appreciate his fans effort to go to the event or place where thala helps and cc: to the media people that thala helped someone
“anonymously”. I am really bemused by thala fans proactive nature to know about his charity activity and go to the place or send media even before thala reaches there. It requires dedication. I also don’t know how thala looks at the camera direction when he doesn’t know that there is a camera there. HATS OFF!!
Even recently Thala took photos of Appukutty and Shruthi Hassan and released in media. But some talented fan took thala’s “photo of taking photographs(???)” and posted it in media. Thala would never like this I would say.
- Right usage of the word “Simplicity” and “Humble”
It’s been decided by lexicographers that the meaning for the words “Simplicity” and Humble” to be changed as ‘ask to thala fans’. Because they know how to use and where to use those words. As a matter of fact do you even know that thala wakes up every morning on his own, brushes his own teeth and WHAT MORE?? He baths on his own. He puts his own vote during election. Who else does these things these days? Such is the simplicity and humbleness of thala.
- Trending in twitter
Thala fans are technically sound. Knowing that they don’t have the manpower to “trend” a tag in twitter, they bought some AUTOBOTS which picks certain keywords and retweets a tweet. They use these bots for “humble” deeds such as trending abusive tags during rival actors’ birthdays. They don’t trend on Thala’s birthday and all using bots. It is not because they can’t but it is because thala fans are known for “simplicity” like thala.
- I Miss using “THE” sentence — Mangatha Dawwwww
I really miss saying mangatha dawwwwww. A single word answer for all rival fan’s question. “Pera kettaale summaa athuruthula” type. The rival fans just run away from the place after hearing THE word and it is working even after 5 years. GREAT THING isn’t it?
- Making thala movie hit just by writing in a blog or even a white paper.
While other actors’ movie reviews need leading site’s support to be declared BO hit, Ajith’s movie need just a piece of paper or a blog in which his fans will write BLOCKBUSTER and the movie becomes hit like anything. Thala is blessed to have such fans. Envy him.
- The last but not the least. THE NUMBER INVENTION SKILLS
If you are a thala fan you can invent number on your wish. Just keep adding zeros to a random number. I can say that Thala’s mangatha collected 1300000000 or Thala’s ennai arindhaal collected140000000000000000000. Everyone is going to believe it and no one questions the figures. I can invent new numbers for every thala film being released.
Though there are list goes on, these 8 things tops my list of what I miss by NOT being Thala fan.
@all thala fans: Take it in a lighter sense guys :)
