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A Few Observations on Human Sexual Incompatibility

Or why God decided to torment us!

Glenn M Stewart
Mmm Mondays — Life Matters
6 min readMay 26, 2024

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Ok. If you’ve read some of my stuff you are probably aware that I take a fairly dim view of The Supreme Being. He, and it’s clearly a He for reasons such as the ones I will outline below, did this to us for His personal amusement. I can’t fathom any other reason for it.

I submit to you (and it's mostly the men that I am addressing here) a couple of observations on a few ways in which human sexuality is dysfunctional, and the sexes fail to meet each other coming and going (so to speak). Men will be at their most sexually vigorous from about 15–25 years of age and women from about 30– 60/65 or so, so we both get some really good years (women more than men of course) but THEY DO NOT COINCIDE! How wrong is that?

Young men don’t really have enough going for them to attract sexually mature women, though on occasion they can be summoned and dismissed to serve a useful purpose in the short term, say five or more times a night as required. You’re welcome ladies!

On the other hand, women through their mid to late-20s are often too inexperienced and immature to be truly good lovers. They may be the center of a lot of male attention and the object of a great deal of male desire, but that merely makes them arrogant.

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Glenn M Stewart
Mmm Mondays — Life Matters

Pugilist, polemicist, Oxford Arabist, financial mastermind, international man of mystery, film producer, playwright, part-time-poet, full-time provocateur…