About K. Joseph: Christmas Edition
Cinnamon & Marshmallows, Naughty Grinch-lover Under The Mistletoe
BJ’s This or That Challenge
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3 min readDec 22, 2022
- Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Christmas Day. Presents, food, sleep, cinema — in that order.
- Santa or No Santa? I am Santa. No one will take credit for my thoughtful gift (of socks and other practical items).
- Naughty or Nice? Naughty, of course. And by that, I mean sexy. Nice is boring.
- Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? Hot Chocolate with oat milk and vegan, gluten-free mini marshmallows. Eggnog leads to flatulent disasters.
- Velvet or Fur? Faux Fur, usually. But this year, velvet is all the rage! I’m thinking of getting something velvety and red!
- Red or White? Red, that’s all.
- Peppermint or Cinnamon? Cinnamon, but only because I wouldn’t say I like peppermint, except in the form of oil for my scalp. Well, also cinnamon because it goes well with mulled wine.
- Frosty or Rudolph? Rudolph because he was the bullied underdog (underreindeer) who saved the day; or, more accurately, the night!
- Mistletoe or Mommy Kissing Santa Claus? Mistletoe because I want all the kisses. I am the mommy, too, so I suppose it does not…
