adventures of Vinay pateel

Möhsin Khawas
mohsinkhawas
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7 min readMar 14, 2009

Hi guys,

Kya haal chaal hai..?? How was V day’s celebration man..?? Me..?? I just went to office during day for the build to get it uploaded and later at night as usual we became CELEBRITIES at night, Went to Cock’s and Mock’s with Abhay, Avi and Yaragal.

Don’t ask for what all happened there, nice chicks and lots of people. Even police were there for our security due to recent pub attacks.

Now just leave bout my stuff, actually I am posting a reply of Vinay Pateel, (my engineering college friend) to me bout his experience for a weekend. Vinay and other 3 friends had gone for a road trip, and be patient to read this completely for the rush. I liked the way Vinay n others handled it, and most of all, the way Vinay summarized whole trip via a mail.

So this was his mail…

hi dude..!

first of all, extremely sorry i’m totally outta touch from the past few days..

just been on the move dude, every minute of the day..and could not even sms cuz this fuckin phone takes a looooooooong time to type messages..

had been to mysore this weekend dude.. me raj pavan n mahesh.. 2 bikes.. 140kms..

saturday we started at 730 evening.. i got my bike serviced that day and after about 20kms i got a doubt n checked the engine oil, it was almost over.. then got half litre oil n filled it, by the time it was 830.. we went on and reach mys by 11 o clock.. there i knew the name of a pub called globus.. we searched for it and finally found it at 12! but it was closed..

next we started searching for any local bar but everything was closed.. roamed the whole city n found on bar.. took parcel drinks and then started searching for lodge.. it was almost 1 o clock! finally found a lodge at 130 and started drinking..

finished at 3.. next morning got up at 10 and left room by 12.. he he half day wasted! roamed the zoo and chamundi hill and then planned for KRS in the evening..wo sab khatam hone mein it was 830 when we left from KRS.. then comes the best part.. we rode n rode and at about 1130 stopped at a dhaba some 50 kms from blore.. finished drinks n dinner by 1 o clock.. and then got a surprise! rajshekhar’s pulsar was punctured in the front tyre! he he he..

night 1 o clock on the highway dude..

fuck! sent mahesh n pavan to blore cuz they had office today na.. this happened yesterday night.. i mean sunday night.. we started pushing the bike.. for about 2–3 kms n got totally tired.. asked in every petrol pump for air but nobody responded.. asked so many lorries if they have any hand pump but nobody had.. went to kengeri police station for any help but they too refused.. finally when we were 30kms away from blore we decided to ride the bike n fuck everything.. even ATMs were closed dude, we had only 60 rupees with us totally so could not think of taxi or auto or bus.. started riding with puncture tyre dude.. at 10kmph speed he he he he!!!

yappa hoykoro maraya!…

finally reached room at 3 and slept be.. went to office n returned sometime back..

End of the mail:

So…!! How was it..??

Guys, here are other adventures of VIN, which I know. Remaining have to find those…

Recently Happened: This kamina, on Jan 24 rode his bike (RX 135, yes the devil RX) from Bengaluru to Bellary alone. He left Bengaluru at 3 p.m, bcoz he was getting bored at home and reached Bellary by 10 p.m. Kya freak hai, he wanted to come to Udupi on bike from Bengaluru many times. Saala kamina…

w.r.t to Career: Vin’s first job was at Jindal, Bellary. His job profile was some maintenance engineer. Jindal people provided him a Tata 207, to roam inside the premises. He had comfort of home, good package also. VIN din’t liked the job, was missing friends and couldn’t roam much in Bellary, just CHUCKED off his job at Bellary and went to Bengaluru.

In Bengaluru, he tried his best but din’t get a nice job. Later TOYOTA had interview for Automobile Engineers, it was in BVB Hubli, VIN managed to attend the interview, ( Dude, I gave you small treat with Guru that time, this time when you come to Udupi, again Downtown and Cock’s and Mock’s :-) ). And to his bad luck the interview was postponed, dude remember that Bus lafda with me and GURU. TOYOTA held the interview again, I think some 80 wrote it and some 16 got selected in that our VIN was also got selected.( Yep..!! these days he is in control unit of plant, responsible for whole unit, like our modules in Project)…

So these days Vinay is on the rocks… Cheers VIN

Visit to Udupi: God, can’t explain.. I think for this I have to write a separate post. Finally Vin, got time to visit me. He came for 3 days, visited his friend in Mangalore for 2 days, on 2nd day he came to Kapu, and from Kapu I picked him.

And the hell starts here:

I picked him by 8.30 pm there, and started riding towards Udupi. I am sure, Vin got fida over NH 17, but much traffic was there. We really enjoyed the ride, especially me bcoz Vin got time to come here. Reached room, got freshed, showed him my Ferrari, R1 and Lambo, and got ready to become celebrities…!!!

By that time, everyone was gathered at Avi’s room. I introduce Vin to others, and Satish said regarding Vin. “Hey, Vinay is a complete dude…!!”. Initially for everyone was like formality, then we started to move towards Downtown. 5 guys, 2 bikes… Thanks to Avi and Vin, they got involved very easily.

Reached Downtown, and started the party. Initially started with starters and others, and finally had drinks in terms of rounds, repeat pe repeat as if world is gonna end tomorrow.

Great part starts here, we started to dance. Vin was happy, and he started his steps (Vin dance really well and he has good taste of songs). We danced to lot of songs, finally Satish got opened up and ye lo, full downtown mein hum log hi suru ho gaya. Even others started to join, every one got mingled up and full habba in downtown… Vin taught us few dancing steps… Thatt teri kya, kya kya kiye re…

HOT n SPICY session:

After downtown we were joined by Shrishail, Ram and Subrat. We went to Hot n Spicy for dinner, bcoz in downtown we just had drinks and snacks. We got table, and started for dinner. And there also lafda started.

You know what, we had a knowledge transfer session on the latest “GAALIYA”. Yeppa, VIN, avi and me had long discussions on latest gaaliya… Vinay learnt a few like Habba, Maga, etc.. Later avi learnt whole dictionary I think. Satish and Abhay were shocked hearing us… Kya bolu… Later went to end point for walk and get together. Abba, here also long discussions and guys were smoking like as if there mouths are chimneys…

Finally left end point as security guards told us to vacate the place… (Dude, due to recent pub attacks in Manipal everything gets closed by 12 :-( ). On Sunday we saw GHAJINI, and just roamed Udupi, Vin was the first friend of mine who came to Udupi and din’t visit Shri Krishna Temple. Kamina saala…

On sunday Vin went for Bengaluru, after he went when having tea with SCAMS (friends from office), one of my friend said “Vinay came, he fucked us and went happily”.

10 facts bout Vinay:

1. He had left long hairs in third year, even though long hairs were not suiting him, he came out with best looks and styles.

2. He bought N83 set, and he was so fascinated by his cell he wanted to perform a operation of it. So he dissected the set, and aaila, he broke the connection between keypad and screen. It’s a slider phone..

3. Did lot of circus to get RX 135 from home.

4. Played NFS and GTA as if they are regular engineering subjects.

5. Wrote internals in room only.

6. He danced in the college fests and events really he used to ROCK the place.

7. Opened a mess account in a local bar.

8. Dream Car: Ford GT. Dream Bike: The one and only one “Yamaha R1”.

9. At room we used to listen our list of songs all the time, really Vin those were great days.

10. Has a mighty heart for everyone. He was there whenever someone needed him. Thanks dude..!!!!

For time being this is it, can’t think more on him. He is there in my facebook and orkut, you can add him.

To Vinay,

Hey dude, I am sorry to post bout your mail and deeds. But I felt awesome when I read your road trip mail, and I wanted to share bout that with my other friends, bcoz you are a god damn freak and people don’t know there is someone like you. And last thing is my friends from Udupi want you to come to Udupi again for masti and fun.

Dude you really rock, don’t mess up your stuff for external reasons and others.

Hey dude, thanks for everything..!!!

Right here, right now: Fat boy slim.

Your ex-roomie

Mohsin

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Möhsin Khawas
mohsinkhawas

iOS & OS X Engineer @ Bay Area. Arsene Wenger. Gooner. PS4. Metal n Petrol Head. BMW. Sunset Chaser. In pursuit of next, trying to make a dent. الحَمْد لله‎