Golf Cart Beezies

The sexist world of insults

Buddha meditating under balls. Petaluma, California. Photo by author.

When you play golf, a cart goes around selling alcohol, water, and hot dogs. A girl typically drives it, and, in California, she is known as the golf cart girl.

That same girl outside of California is known as the ‘golf cart bitch’ — or at least that’s what she is called in Texas.