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How ‘Creepy’ Became the Most Insulting Word You Can Call a Man
A study finds that 95% of participants associate creepiness with men. How did this word get so gendered?
Two identical men walk into a bar and ask the same woman out. We will call our protagonist “Jack.”
Jack steps into a bar. His eyes survey the room, quickly alighting on Emma, wiping down the counter.
Emma looks up, and her eyes widen with recognition. She caresses the top button on her blouse before leaning over the bar. “Heeeelloooo, Jack.”
“Good evening, Emma,” he replies, sliding onto a barstool with panther grace. “I was hoping you might help me with something.”
“Of course.” Emma’s lifts one brow as she leans closer. “What do you need?”
Jack pauses as he looks Emma up and down. “…something hot and steamy, something to keep me up all night.”
Emma’s lips curve into a knowing smile. “I believe I can manage that. How about a hot toddy with a twist?”
“Perfect,” Jack says, his gaze unwavering. “But you know, I was thinking more along the lines of some… stimulating conversation.”
Emma laughs and cocks her head to one side. “Is that so? Well, lucky for you, conversation is on the house.”
“Good to know,” Jack responds as he nervously knocks over the napkin holder. “Because there’s something I’ve been wanting to ask you.”
“Oh? And what’s that?” Emma asks as she bends over to pick up the scattered napkins
“Would you like to grab a drink after your shift ends?” Jack asks, his voice dropping an octave.
Emma snaps up, fans herself with a napkin, and pretends to ponder his question. “Hmm, I don’t know. With all this hot and steamy talk, I might need a cold shower after work.”
“How about I make it worth your while?” Jack teases back. One drink and the best conversation of your life.”
Emma pretends to consider it for a moment longer before breaking into a smile. “Alright, Jack. You’ve convinced me. Friday night?”
