Why WhatsApp read receipt is not cool?

Kedar Nimkar
Mondo
Published in
3 min readDec 23, 2016

Short answer
Not cool? You gotta be kidding. It’s the coolest way to realise your expectation levels.

Long answer
This mainly applies to those who are either hitting on a girl or are in love or just had a break-up. I think whatsapp’s read receipt icon is one great hope to a person who awaits reply. Let me explain.

Sent

After you see this icon, the very next moment you look at the network indicator and hopes it get delivered. If the icon still remains in this state, you show pseudo maturity and guess that the other person is either out of network or must have switched off the phone.

Delivered

A day or two later, you see it got delivered and are happy. Expectation #1 fulfilled. But now you await till it turns blue.

Follow up

Your anxienty levels increase and you send a followup message. Still no reply or no sign of your friend reading it. You think hard about calling and asking if “is all ok?”, but ego / shyness don’t let you do that. Or sometimes you just want to give space so avoid bothering him or her. Then finally, couple of days later…

WTF

The tick turns blue and now your expectations have hit the roof. You are desperately waiting for a reply. You constantly keep looking at the name which will be either of the following…

Yes. She is online
Super. She is typing…

Expectations are at it’s peak and your heart is beating to a point that you can get a heart attack. But suddenly everything stops and…

She goes offline

This is the point when you forget everything; Buddha, Expectation management classes, Sai Baba and all the great things you have learnt in life. How the fuck can she not reply? Expectation malfunction. 😡 💔💔💔💔

To avoid this and confronting these expectations a lot of people turn off “Read receipt”. Whats your setting?

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