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How I Made $2,000,000 From Trading Crypto
Follow this same proven strategy to get filthy rich, too
There I was, huddled over my laptop in the living room.
The screen glowing green.
Green because the crypto market was up. Altcoins were hitting all-time highs.
I was in my pajamas, and I had been there for days.
My wife walked in and asked, “What are you doing?”
How do you explain cryptocurrency to a noob?
“Well, there’s this thing called the blockchain. It’s all the rage!”
She looked at me blankly, then shook her head and walked away.
I guess she wasn’t interested.
I turned back to my laptop and carried on. Tapping a few keys on the keyboard.
My eyes were blurry and bloodshot from looking at graphs for too long. I hadn’t bothered to shave or shower for three days.
I felt like a zombie. But it was worth it!
Waiting for the Right Moment to Buy In
The hard-fork had just happened. Bitcoin Cash got released to the miners.
