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How I Made $1,500,000 From This One Crypto
New to DeFi? Steal my proven strategy to get rich quick.
I’m not gonna lie. I was skeptical at first.
But then I kept seeing story after story show up on Medium about a hot new DeFi opportunity. “Crypto Twitter” was raving about this new altcoin, too.
It was the new kid on the blockchain. And it was tempting. Like a beautiful curvy woman in an eye-catching red dress.
So down the rabbit hole I went, following that sexy creature in the red dress.
I read every article I could about the new token, consuming as much information as possible. The good, the bad, and the ugly.
I wanted to know it all.
There were countless reviews. Most of the good reviews were biased, written by DeFi investors who took the plunge.
The critical reviews called it a scam, a pump and dump, a Ponzi scheme.
But it wasn’t until I watched a couple of Forex_Shark’s faceless YouTube videos that I really wanted in.
After hearing Mr. Shark speak with the tone of a charismatic cult leader, that’s when I got sold on the idea of truly making money.
This untapped investment opportunity just might make me a millionaire, I thought to myself.
It Takes Money To Make Money
So, what did I do?
I phoned up my dad and asked for a loan.
Obviously, since I was struggling paycheck-to-paycheck and living in a tiny studio apartment, I didn’t have the required capital to get started. But since dad loves me, he deposited $50,000 into my checking account that afternoon.
Before hanging up the phone, dad reminded me, “Don’t spend it all in one place.”
“Okay dad, I won’t,” I said.
“Good, because it might be the last time.”
Shit, I thought. Was dad serious?
Nah, I thought. My parents lived in a mansion, owned two yachts, and had a mini fleet of cars. Plus, he was a billionaire who made a killing on the stock market.
