Ninety-Something Articles I Never WroteI’ll just leave this here10 Signs He Dumped YouHe Called You a Liar but No One Has To Know That
Dear MeA Weekly Advice Column Where I Write to MyselfDear Me,This year’s been crazy. I’ve had a lot going on. I got married, I moved across the country, I’m writing my first book, and now I’m moving again. Needless to say, I’ve gained…
INT. DREW’S BEDROOM NIGHTDREW and LYLAH have just made love for the second time, still tipsy from the margaritas. Drew has his head buried in Lylah’s chest as she strokes his hair.LYLAHOk, so here’s a dumb question.
Stop Saying NoAbout a month ago, I spoke at a conference called FunnyBizz. It was my first time speaking at a conference and it was incredible. It…
Murder in the HaightA courtroom comedy dramaI shuffled into the courtroom, hands and feet shackled. My wrinkled, oversized jumpsuit was not quite the invigorating twist of Orange is the New Black, more the burnt umber Bob Ross frequented in his wretched sunsets.
The Moment I Knew How Much My Dad Loves My MomI was in Atlanta, on the phone with my Mom who was in Florida. She had thrown…