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Richard Seltzer

Jan 9

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Grandad Jokes, Batch #36

Excerpt from the unpublished book Laugh and Let Laugh

451

The musician went to the gym religiously,

convinced that if he could bench press

500 grams,

he could win a Grammy.

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Grandad Jokes, Batch #36

Excerpt from the unpublished book Laugh and Let Laugh

451

452

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