Grandad Jokes, Batch #36

Papyrus from around 1250–1150 BC

Excerpt from the unpublished book Laugh and Let Laugh

451

The musician went to the gym religiously,

convinced that if he could bench press

500 grams,

he could win a Grammy.

452

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Richard Seltzer

Richard Seltzer

His recent novels include Parallel Lives, Beyond the 4th Door, Nevermind, Breeze, Shakespeare'sTwin Sister, and To Gether Tales. seltzerbooks.com

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