Language Lessons

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Excerpt from the unpublished book Untrammeled Thoughts, There Is No Box.

God was having trouble communicating with humans.

Even the best of them didn’t understand him.

So He signed up for a course in English as a Second Language.

Next He plans to try Russian, French, German, Japanese …

It would be so much easier if people learned His language.

List of Richard’s other jokes, stories, poems, and essays.

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Richard Seltzer
Morning Musings Magazine

His recent books include Echoes from the Attic, Grandad Jokes, Lizard of Oz, Shakespeare'sTwin Sister, To Gether Tales. and Parallel Lives, seltzerbooks.com