
ARE YOU READY??
are you ready for fascism a Public Service Announcement
Are you ready for fascism?
Have you checked your fascism levels lately? It might be a good time to start, if you’re not in the habit.
Check with your president regularly. While all fascism levels are subject to change, have not been directly correlated with TRUMPISM, checking with your president has been known to effectively indicate fascism.
Are you ready?

Fascism levels have been rising worldwide for quite some time. Suddenly it creeps up on you! Know your fascist indicators! Check with your president, regularly, for signs of fascism! Are you ready? Are you ready for fascism?
The locker-room mentality
Closing ranks, aka circling the wagons
Internment, prison or concentration camps
Obsession with the occult, fascination with going to the moon
Rocket size penis envy correlation; phallic imagery
Homophobic homosexuality repressed with violent tendencies, denial, wrestling scandals

Mussolini gives it two thumbs way up! The Village Voice raves we’d rave about it! Gonzo goes Gonzo for it! Read all about it! Read all about it!

Don Cosby outed “whitey” today (as Don Woodward writes about him in the Times) presumably thought to be (former) General John Kelly. “Crazytown? Crazytown? Suck my big black mother****** black Jell-O puddin’ pop **** you puffed up mother*******,” taped, recorded, attributed to the Prez. “What the fuck is up with that Elvin mother*******? Hell no! Hell no! Hell no I don’t like that *******. Fat sumbitch! Tried to help a brotha out! Loser! Loser! He was ****** my daughter!” Ms. Ivanka Bonet had no comment. “Gonna send his ass to the moon, further study, busted a cap in his ass. 5th Avenue, **** you!” (Former) Gen Kelly’s body was sent to the moonbase, then, suddenly, redirected back to earth, where it was sent back into orbit, towards the sun, on a mission crewed by (former) VP Mike “too white” Pence. Omarosa is in consideration. “Lodestar mother******* try the mother******** sun!”




