Bachelorette Bios are up! Quick synopsis of everyone and blind predictions.
It’s definitely not like Christmas or any major holiday, but the day bios come out for any Bachelor type season, my heart begins to warm.
Time to evaluate these people. http://abc.go.com/shows/the-bachelorette/cast
Disclosure: I do not follow spoilers, as I feel it would hurt the integrity of writing predictions, more followers of the show don’t know spoilers than those who do. So it’s only fair to them, even though I’m aware more passionate/obsessed fans probably know spoilers. I also never got to see the After the Final Rose or Ellen stuff earlier this year, and never took the time to know those guys, I just heard it was awkward. These are all first glance opinions.
Adam, 27, 6'2 Real Estate Agent
Interesting details: He thinks Jennifer Lawrence is every girl’s “goal”. Says that a “threesome” was the romantic gift he has ever gotten.
Personal Opinion: Not a fan of his forehead.
Wild Prediction: Night 1 exit.
Alex, 28, 6'2, Information Systems Supervisor
Interesting details: He’s eaten salamander, describes himself as a “wingman”, not the best when you’re trying to win. Answers make him seem like a robot.
Personal Opinion: I like his hair, but he seems like a boring person.
Wild Prediction: Eliminated week 3.
Anthony, 26, 6'3, Education Software Manager
Interesting details: He taught English in Indonesia, he’s read Murakami, dropped a life of Pi reference in his answers, says no limits in bedroom once connection is made.
Personal Opinion: His bio photo is bad, but his interview answers are winners!
Wild Prediction: He makes it to top 8.
Blake E, 31, 6'0, “aspiring drummer”
Interesting details: Been engaged before. Loved the 50 shades of Grey movie. Hates cats, and loves booty. Seems sensitive.
Personal Opinion: Not a fan, seems to be here for his music career.
Wild Prediction: Night 1 exit.
Blake K, 29, 6'0, US Marine Vet
Interesting details: Chipotle is his life. Loves his family, and is afraid of sharks.
Personal Opinion: Boring.
Wild Prediction: Night 1 exit.
Brady, 29, 6'3, male model
Interesting details: wants to be Channing Tatum, lived in Milan by himself for 2 months, tackles snowmen, hates Mike “the Situation”, and hates Ubers that don’t speak English.
Personal Opinion: Didn’t like his comment about non-English speaking Ubers. Looks a little like a puppet, but in a Bachelor way.
Wild Prediction: He makes top 10
Bryan, 37, 6'2, Chiropractor
Interesting details: Orchids are his favorite flowers, loves Sportscenter and is a Bachelor fan. Has had sex with hot wax, handcuffs, and on a balcony where people could see.
Personal Opinion: He looks like an amalgamation of previous Bachelor bros.
Wild Prediction: He makes it to top 10.
Bryce, 30, 6'2, firefighter
Interesting details: Favorite actor is Matthew McConaughey, because he can see himself as him. Caught a girl’s hair on fire during sex before. Biggest first date fear is the girl ends up being a guy.
Personal Opinion: Sufferer of “RFD”, round face disease. Pointy ears too.
Wild Prediction: First night exit.
Dean, 26, 6'2, startup recruiter
Interesting details: mom passed away 10 years ago, came from poverty, loves hot cheetos and mint chip cream. Loves a woman who wants to be pursued. Thinks marriage is a sham — wants to get married.
Personal Opinion: There’s a ton of potential, great smile, but he looks super young. Don’t see Rachel picking him.
Wild Prediction: Makes top 8 or night 1 exit.
DeMario, 30, 6'4, Executive Recruiter
Interesting details: will name his future pet: “Denzel, the lion”. Love attention, his perfect date involves no cell phones. Favorite actor is Denzel. Loves Jay Z and Beyonce, thinks they are goals. Ideal partner personality is that on “the Fonz”.
Personal Opinion: He’s beautiful and not wearing a V neck. This guy is awesome.
Wild Prediction: He make it top 4 or 5, really taking a big shot here.
Diggy, 31, 5'11, Senior Inventory Analyst
Interesting details: Competed in a “sexual positions” contest in Cancun. His name is Diggy and he’s under 6 feet tall, compared to the Blakes and Bradys that’s pretty interesting.
Personal Opinion: Nice glasses.
Wild Prediction: Week 4 exit.
Eric, 29, 6'2, Personal Trainer
Interesting details: Religious and a neat freak. Wants to go to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. Loves Green Drink. Favorite movies are Bad Boys, Blue Chips, and the Equalizer.
Personal Opinion: Seems like a nice guy.
Wild Prediction: Week 3 exit.
Fred, 27, 6'0, Executive Assistant
Interesting details: Biggest fear is his card being declined and loves when his date pays for the meal. Cheap. Sometimes gets aroused at work.
Personal Opinion: Dorky responses, and while I like he didn’t wear a V Neck, not sure if I’m feeling his look.
Wild Prediction: Week 2 exit.
Grant, 29, 5'11, Emergency Medicine Physician
Interesting details: Once pooped into a 2 liter bottle of Coke. Favorite magazine is playboy. Loves singing Ice Ice Baby at Bar Mitzvahs. Once shaved a brain into his hair.
Personal Opinion: Seems funny. Really dorkish though.
Wild Prediction: Eliminated week 4.
Iggy, 30, 5'11, Consulting Firm CEO
Interesting details: Wishes he could be Usain Bolt for a day. Salvador Dali is his favorite artist. Once had a boner during a board meeting. Hates when his date is dumb.
Personal Opinion: There’s an Iggy and a Diggy on the same season!?! Has potential, though he seems pretentious.
Wild Prediction: Eliminated week 3.
Jack Stone, 32, 5'11, Attorney
Interesting details: Mother died of Cancer. Very competitive person, hard on himself. Catch 22 is his favorite book, John Grisham for authors. Has multiple dogs and loves trying new restaurants.
Personal Opinion: Looks like an American version of Daniel Maguire
Wild Prediction: Makes top 8. Maybe more.
Jamey, 32, 5'9, Sales Account Executive
Interesting details: Admires Elon Musk. Loves chocolate and peanut butter. Listens to EDM. Has been caught masturbating. Does not have female friends. Ideal mate is a model.
Personal Opinion: He will fit in well with the bros in paradise.
Wild Prediction: eliminated week 4.
Jedidiah, 35, 5'10, ER Physician
Interesting details: Built a 5000 square foot log home. Music of choice is either country or trap. Has a passionate love for scrambled eggs. Likes socks and hates when kids get hurt.
Personal Opinion: Sweet guy, looks like he was drawn with a stencil.
Wild Prediction: First night exit.
Jonathan, 31, 6'2, tickle monster
Interesting details: Favorite 3 musical artists are Britney Spears, Elvis, and Flo-Rida. Divorced.
Personal Opinion: Oh geez…
Wild Prediction: First night exit.
Josiah, 28, 6'3, prosecuting attorney
Interesting details: Admitted to having sex in his work office. Favorite thing to do with his mom is have long phone calls. He doesn’t dance. Views himself as a natural born leader.
Personal Opinion: Get the vibe that he’s cocky and into himself.
Wild Prediction: he makes it to top 8
Kenny, 35, 6'0, professional wrestler
Interesting details: Denzel is his favorite actor, and compares himself to the Rock. Once had sex a women while her husband watched. Favorite book is the New Jim Crow.
Personal Opinion: Meat head, with good tastes.
Wild Prediction: makes it to top 8, maybe further.
Kyle, 26, 5'11, Marketing Consultant
Interesting details: would like to have lunch with Donald Glover or Edward Snowden. Doesn’t know what Gluten is, chooses to not eat Gluten. Loves big booty. Favorite actor is Will Smith.
Personal Opinion: Those that like Denzel are men, while he’s a boy in love with Will Smith.
Wild Prediction: eliminated week 3.
Lee, 30, 5'11, singer
Interesting details: Calls his grandma, “mamaw”. Favorite movies are Scarface, Gone with the Wind, and Inglorious Basterds. Prefers dive bars over clubs.
Personal Opinion: Here to show he’s a musician.
Wild Prediction: eliminated week 2.
Lucas, 30, 6'0, Whaboom
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Matt, 32, 6'3, construction sales rep
Interesting details: spent 10 years coaching inner city youth basketball. Favorite movie is Wedding Crashers. Loves alternate white dude music.
Personal Opinion: generic dude.
Wild Prediction: he makes it to top 10?
Michael, 26, 6'0, former pro basketball player
Interesting details: played basketball for a career in Bulgaria. Wishes he could have lunch with Obama, loves Denzel, and the tv show Martin. Paleo diet.
Personal Opinion: Solid dude, a bit young for Rachel.
Wild Prediction: he makes it to top 10?
Milton, 31, 6'5, Hotel Recreation Supervisor
Interesting details: has a tattoo inside his bottom lip. Wants to break into acting. Lived without power for four months before. Likes to dance salsa.
Personal Opinion: Fame hungry, and a bit absorbed.
Wild Prediction: Eliminated week 2.
Mohit, 26, 6'0, product manager
Interesting details: Elon Musk fan, plans to dress as gluten for Halloween. Favorite childhood memory is meeting the Power Rangers. Wildest thing he’s ever done in the bedroom? Tabasco. Likes dancing, loves country and rap, as well as the TV show, Seinfeld.
Personal Opinion: this guy has an incredible personality.
Wild Prediction: he make it to top 6… oh man… I might regret this.
Peter, 31, 6'3, business owner
Interesting details: phobia of heights and deep water. Moved to Greece for 3 months to model. Competes in Iron Man’s. Favorite TV show is Modern Family (possible ABC plug).
Personal Opinion: Depending on the angle he’s very handsome. Seemed real.
Wild Prediction: Eliminated Week 5.
Rob, 30, 6'2, Law Student
Interesting details: Spent half his time in college overseas. Wishes he could be Superman, and have lunch with Buddha. Had blonde highlights during his boy band phase. Superpower of choice is time control.
Personal Opinion: Seems like an alright guy.
Wild Prediction: Eliminated week 5.
Will, 28, 6'3, Sales Manager
Interesting details: Best trip ever is to Dubai. Worst date memory is every tinder date. Doesn’t want to be someone’s second choice. Wants to be Will Smith, because he’s the Fresh Prince.
Personal Opinion: Feels bland.
Wild Prediction: Eliminated week 3.
