Making a Murderer Episode One

My thoughts during the first episode and how it reeled me in…

1. 18 years? This poor guy.
2. Is that 18 years worth of beard?
3. He did what? That poor cat! This guy’s awful.
4. Cat killer rapist.
5. What’s up with their accents?
   Looks up where Manitowoc is.
6. Realises Manitowoc is neither in Canada or the deep south.
7. I have to keep watching because everyone’s talking about it, so it must be good.
8. Chief Deputy Eugene Kusch can’t draw for shit. WTF, did he use watercolours?
9. Become very aware of my own pubic hair.
10. Note to rapists; Wax.
11. This poor guy.
12. Feeling irrationally fearful of being accused of a crime I haven’t committed.
13. Calculates 18 + my age.
14. $36million? This lucky guy.
    Would I do 18 years and be branded a rapist for $36million? hmmmm.
15. Manitowoc Sheriffs department are a big bag of dicks.
16. You go Steven Avery.
17. Looks up from checking my phone…
    Murder? What? OMG.
18. It’s 1am and I’m now four episodes deep