To: Steve Bannon, RE: Your Application To The Evil League of Evil
Bad Horse
Bad Horse
Bad Horse
Bad Horse
He rides across the nation
The thoroughbred of sin
He got the application
that you just sent in
It needs evaluation
So let hell on earth begin…
Now blow your Trumpet
Use the force
A muslim ban be’d nice of course!
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Bad Horse
Bad Horse
Bad Hose
He’s bad!
The Evil League of Evil’s
Been watching and we swear
We love your work so far
But it’s still not quite there…
You’ve caused a lot of chaos
But we need you to be feared…
You said you would show no remorse
Now go full Hitler!
Signed, Bad Horse
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Bad Horse
Bad Horse
Bad Hose
So bad!
We saw the exec order
You had him sign today
But then those pesky judges
Went and voted “neigh”
And your humiliation has caused us all to sway…
’Twas hard to choose, have our word
Application Status
For now, deferred!*
*But we strongly encourage you to apply again next satanic moon cycle.
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The Evil League of Evil is an elite group of supervillains, headed by the infamous Bad Horse, the Thoroughbred of Sin. It is assumed that they have some connection to, or affiliation with, the Henchman’s Union.