To: Steve Bannon, RE: Your Application To The Evil League of Evil

Bad Horse

Bad Horse

Bad Horse

Bad Horse

He rides across the nation

The thoroughbred of sin

He got the application

that you just sent in

It needs evaluation

So let hell on earth begin…

Now blow your Trumpet

Use the force

A muslim ban be’d nice of course!

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Bad Horse

Bad Horse

Bad Hose

He’s bad!

The Evil League of Evil’s

Been watching and we swear

We love your work so far

But it’s still not quite there…

You’ve caused a lot of chaos

But we need you to be feared…

You said you would show no remorse

Now go full Hitler!

Signed, Bad Horse

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Bad Horse

Bad Horse

Bad Hose

So bad!

We saw the exec order

You had him sign today

But then those pesky judges

Went and voted “neigh”

And your humiliation has caused us all to sway…

’Twas hard to choose, have our word

Application Status

For now, deferred!*

*But we strongly encourage you to apply again next satanic moon cycle.

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The Evil League of Evil is an elite group of supervillains, headed by the infamous Bad Horse, the Thoroughbred of Sin. It is assumed that they have some connection to, or affiliation with, the Henchman’s Union.