BRANGELINA SPLITS ANGELINA FILES FOR DIVORCE FROM BRAD PITT ALSO IF MY EX IS READING THIS I THINK I’M IN A BETTER PLACE

Hey Steve I know we haven’t spoken in awhile I just wanna let you know like I feel you, I understand now, and like: yea, every relationship has an expiration date I get it I’ve seen Wong Kar-wai’s Chungking Express where the guy counts down days till May 1, which happens to be my birthday, which happens to be like right around the time we got buffalo wings that time, you know, THAT TIME, and we were like, ‘Why isn’t this working’ or whatever and then it’s like yeah you know I mean we were both there so I don’t need to get-into-it-get-into-it, cuz like if it happens to Brad and Angelina then I guess what hope does anyone have? Like RIP their decade long relationship, like yeah dude, what chance did we have? Nine, maybe ten months? Yeah so like Angelina filed for divorce and listed their separation as September 15, 2016. Mark that down in history. Not as the day that love died, or true romance was deemed truly hopeless, but as the day we realized that maybe it never even ever existed at all. Like no, not all of us are parents with kids like Brangelina, which is reportedly the catalyst of the split — different parenting methods — some of us never made it that far. Will never make it that far. For some of us, all we need is our winning personality to make the split, you know. But hey! It’s better to have seen Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind than to have never seen Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? Maybe? STEVE DO U REMEMBER THAT TIME WE WATCHED ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND

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