LOVE DIES

Venus is in Scorpio and Drake & Rihanna split. Were they even together really? After a fascinating forty-four days of following the couple express ambiguous and erratic degrees of commitment to each other including matching tattoos and being in the same picture at the same time (plus that time they were at each other’s show but not performing?) I mean, phew — talk about a steamy romance we projected onto them.

Yeah so not only is it Libra season AND cuffing season, but it’s that season where someone they’re linked to leaks news that they’ve broken up or are otherwise “not exclusive anymore.” This seems to happen relatively often, but we don’t have confirmation from any astrologers noting down the exact coordinates of the planets every time this happens. (please let us know if you’re available to track this new astrological event)

Anyway — “not exclusive anymore”? Anymore? Guys, what the hell. I know you were running around and stuff but you could’ve at least officially announced whatever before we had to start mourning over here. It’s like you don’t even take us into account on who you want to potentially spend the rest of your life with. Here likes Drake & Rihanna, who we were too hesitant to actually celebrate as exclusive and official because we feared… we feared exactly what happened — a beautiful Pisces woman got entangled with a Scorpio man.