THERE SHOULD ONLY BE LIKE THREE TIMEZONES
There are twenty-four timezones. Why? What else do we have *twenty-four* of? Twenty-four isn’t the largest number, but it’s a pretty hefty number considering *several* people have suggested that time is either an illusion or, at the very least, subjective. IDK man. Seems fair to say that going forth we should limit our timezones to three: sun, no sun, kinda sun.