Some of My Favorite Words

Inspired by The New Yorker… That Insipid Piece of Shit That Isn’t Always Wrong


Diachronic

adjective

Almost like regular chronic, but diet.

Adduce

verb

The answer to the question, “What’re you taking in there?!”

Contrapuntally

adverb

An action that resembles American military personnel kicking ammunition and weapons over the Afghanistan-Iran border to Iranian soldiers.

Liturgy

noun

French for “turgy”.

Febrile

adjective

Relating to the cold, sad, horribly sinking feeling that invades the stomach’s lowest trough as one suddenly realizes that he or she is in desperate need of a toilet for adduce with none around for miles.

Shagged

verb

What young men and women from the UK say instead of “Fucked”.

Exiguous

adjective

The best word Dylan Moran ever used.

Ibn Ruqeyeh

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