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7 Ways to Recognize a Journal Addiction
7 Ways to Recognize a Journal Addiction
Hint: You have 7 journals
Kristy Lynn
Mar 4
Neanderthals Object!
Neanderthals Object!
Keep our subspecies out of your mouth
Gary Chapin
Mar 4
Dear Whomever Did This Thankless Deed
Dear Whomever Did This Thankless Deed
No I’m Not Paranoid
Alan Asnen
Mar 4
A Letter From Your Gym Treadmill To The New Peloton
A Letter From Your Gym Treadmill To The New Peloton
A word of warning
Ash Jurberg
Mar 4
Interpretive Dance Bingo
Interpretive Dance Bingo
Play this fun game when someone drags you to an interpretive dance performance
Robin Hinkley
Mar 4
Man Can’t Afford Make-It-Rain Gun Financed Through Fingerhut
Man Can’t Afford Make-It-Rain Gun Financed Through Fingerhut
“I’m living in constant fear”
Hogan Torah
Mar 4
What’s That Smell?
What’s That Smell?
Seriously — that strange smell
Anu Anniah
Mar 4
I’m a TikTok with 100,000 Likes
I’m a TikTok with 100,000 Likes
That thing belongs on the wall
Amy Culberg
Mar 4
What Makes You Neurotic?
What Makes You Neurotic?
Some confessions
Christina Meier Ph.D
Mar 4
Thank You for Your Recent Submission
Thank You for Your Recent Submission
The Rejection Letters of Real Literary Editors Revealed
Walter Bowne
Mar 4
The Characters I’m Writing Need a Restraining Order
The Characters I’m Writing Need a Restraining Order
When your characters refuse to leave you alone after midnight
Reilly Dufresne
Mar 4
King Arthur’s Knight Of The Round Table Respectfully Declines Flag Bearer Duty
King Arthur’s Knight Of The Round Table Respectfully Declines Flag ...
A tale of woe — and whoa!
Gregg Diller
Mar 3
Welcome To The Cone Zone
Welcome To The Cone Zone
One day this will all be a memory — or will it?
Janie Emaus
Mar 3
Mosquito Swarm Seeks Experienced Bloodsucker for Its MBA Program Staffing
Mosquito Swarm Seeks Experienced Bloodsucker for Its MBA Program St...
We need someone ready to put some skin in the game
Smillew Rahcuef
Mar 3
Klinkhammer, Pitlick, and Lerg
Klinkhammer, Pitlick, and Lerg
Why hockey helmets are important
Richard Medugno
Mar 3
A Solar System Makeover
A Solar System Makeover
The planets look to lose weight work out or explore their sexuality
David Martin
Mar 3
The White Noise Machine
The White Noise Machine
How do they sleep at night?
Gary Chapin
Mar 3
Dear World: I Am Retreating to My Ambient Cozy Cabin
Dear World: I Am Retreating to My Ambient Cozy Cabin
If you need me I’ll be inside my favorite YouTube video
Alex Cooper
Mar 3
When Will the Stockholm Syndrome Kick in?
When Will the Stockholm Syndrome Kick in?
Take me now
Amy Culberg
Mar 3
An Overdue Thank You Letter For a Gift I Never Requested
An Overdue Thank You Letter For a Gift I Never Requested
A huge Christmas gift
Susan Brearley
Mar 3
Thanks For Buying Our Eye-Cream!
Thanks For Buying Our Eye-Cream!
Mild to catastrophic burning sensation to be expected
Rory McNab
Mar 3
Snowflake Cruz Opens Up About Ted’s Cancún Excursion
Snowflake Cruz Opens Up About Ted’s Cancún Excursion
From Pampered Poodle to Popsicle Pup
Bleeding Heart Liberal Marine
Mar 3
Help Wanted: Denver Transient Seeks Feng Shui Consultant
Help Wanted: Denver Transient Seeks Feng Shui Consultant
Unpaid Intern to Arrange Worldly Goods and Ensure Maximum Prosperity
Justine Reed
Mar 3
Babies are a Trap
Babies are a Trap
They might look cute, but that is part of the design
Kelley A. Mussler
Mar 3
Boomer Sentenced to Eternal Irrelevance
Boomer Sentenced to Eternal Irrelevance
Chooses the Orange Vest
Sam Miller
Mar 3
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