MuddyUm

Kristy Lynn

Mar 4

Neanderthals Object!

Keep our subspecies out of your mouth

Gary Chapin

Mar 4

Dear Whomever Did This Thankless Deed

No I’m Not Paranoid

Alan Asnen

Mar 4

A Letter From Your Gym Treadmill To The New Peloton

A word of warning

Ash Jurberg

Mar 4

Interpretive Dance Bingo

Play this fun game when someone drags you to an interpretive dance performance

Robin Hinkley

Mar 4

Man Can’t Afford Make-It-Rain Gun Financed Through Fingerhut

“I’m living in constant fear”

Hogan Torah

Mar 4

What’s That Smell?

Seriously — that strange smell

Anu Anniah

Mar 4

I’m a TikTok with 100,000 Likes

That thing belongs on the wall

Amy Culberg

Mar 4

What Makes You Neurotic?

Some confessions

Christina Meier Ph.D

Mar 4

Thank You for Your Recent Submission

The Rejection Letters of Real Literary Editors Revealed

Walter Bowne

Mar 4

The Characters I’m Writing Need a Restraining Order

When your characters refuse to leave you alone after midnight

Reilly Dufresne

Mar 4

King Arthur’s Knight Of The Round Table Respectfully Declines Flag Bearer Duty

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A tale of woe — and whoa!

Gregg Diller

Mar 3

Welcome To The Cone Zone

One day this will all be a memory — or will it?

Janie Emaus

Mar 3

Mosquito Swarm Seeks Experienced Bloodsucker for Its MBA Program Staffing

Mosquito Swarm Seeks Experienced Bloodsucker for Its MBA Program St...

We need someone ready to put some skin in the game

Smillew Rahcuef

Mar 3

Klinkhammer, Pitlick, and Lerg

Why hockey helmets are important

Richard Medugno

Mar 3

A Solar System Makeover

The planets look to lose weight work out or explore their sexuality

David Martin

Mar 3

The White Noise Machine

How do they sleep at night?

Gary Chapin

Mar 3

Dear World: I Am Retreating to My Ambient Cozy Cabin

If you need me I’ll be inside my favorite YouTube video

Alex Cooper

Mar 3

When Will the Stockholm Syndrome Kick in?

Take me now

Amy Culberg

Mar 3

An Overdue Thank You Letter For a Gift I Never Requested

A huge Christmas gift

Susan Brearley

Mar 3

Thanks For Buying Our Eye-Cream!

Mild to catastrophic burning sensation to be expected

Rory McNab

Mar 3

Snowflake Cruz Opens Up About Ted’s Cancún Excursion

From Pampered Poodle to Popsicle Pup

Bleeding Heart Liberal Marine

Mar 3

Help Wanted: Denver Transient Seeks Feng Shui Consultant

Unpaid Intern to Arrange Worldly Goods and Ensure Maximum Prosperity

Justine Reed

Mar 3

Babies are a Trap

They might look cute, but that is part of the design

Kelley A. Mussler

Mar 3

Boomer Sentenced to Eternal Irrelevance

Chooses the Orange Vest

Sam Miller

Mar 3

Bootleg Humor Since 1720

7 Ways to Recognize a Journal Addiction

Neanderthals Object!

Dear Whomever Did This Thankless Deed

A Letter From Your Gym Treadmill To The New Peloton

Interpretive Dance Bingo

Man Can’t Afford Make-It-Rain Gun Financed Through Fingerhut

What’s That Smell?

I’m a TikTok with 100,000 Likes

What Makes You Neurotic?

Thank You for Your Recent Submission

The Characters I’m Writing Need a Restraining Order

King Arthur’s Knight Of The Round Table Respectfully Declines Flag ...

Welcome To The Cone Zone

Mosquito Swarm Seeks Experienced Bloodsucker for Its MBA Program St...

Klinkhammer, Pitlick, and Lerg

A Solar System Makeover

The White Noise Machine

Dear World: I Am Retreating to My Ambient Cozy Cabin

When Will the Stockholm Syndrome Kick in?

An Overdue Thank You Letter For a Gift I Never Requested

Thanks For Buying Our Eye-Cream!

Snowflake Cruz Opens Up About Ted’s Cancún Excursion

Help Wanted: Denver Transient Seeks Feng Shui Consultant

Babies are a Trap

Boomer Sentenced to Eternal Irrelevance