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  • 7 Ways to Recognize a Journal Addiction

    7 Ways to Recognize a Journal Addiction

    Hint: You have 7 journals
    Go to the profile of Kristy Lynn
    Kristy Lynn
    Mar 4
    Neanderthals Object!

    Neanderthals Object!

    Keep our subspecies out of your mouth
    Go to the profile of Gary Chapin
    Gary Chapin
    Mar 4
    Dear Whomever Did This Thankless Deed

    Dear Whomever Did This Thankless Deed

    No I’m Not Paranoid
    Go to the profile of Alan Asnen
    Alan Asnen
    Mar 4
    A Letter From Your Gym Treadmill To The New Peloton

    A Letter From Your Gym Treadmill To The New Peloton

    A word of warning
    Go to the profile of Ash Jurberg
    Ash Jurberg
    Mar 4
    Interpretive Dance Bingo

    Interpretive Dance Bingo

    Play this fun game when someone drags you to an interpretive dance performance
    Go to the profile of Robin Hinkley
    Robin Hinkley
    Mar 4
    Man Can’t Afford Make-It-Rain Gun Financed Through Fingerhut

    Man Can’t Afford Make-It-Rain Gun Financed Through Fingerhut

    “I’m living in constant fear”
    Go to the profile of Hogan Torah
    Hogan Torah
    Mar 4
    What’s That Smell?

    What’s That Smell?

    Seriously — that strange smell
    Go to the profile of Anu Anniah
    Anu Anniah
    Mar 4
    I’m a TikTok with 100,000 Likes

    I’m a TikTok with 100,000 Likes

    That thing belongs on the wall
    Go to the profile of Amy Culberg
    Amy Culberg
    Mar 4
    What Makes You Neurotic?

    What Makes You Neurotic?

    Some confessions
    Go to the profile of Christina Meier Ph.D
    Christina Meier Ph.D
    Mar 4
    Thank You for Your Recent Submission

    Thank You for Your Recent Submission

    The Rejection Letters of Real Literary Editors Revealed
    Go to the profile of Walter Bowne
    Walter Bowne
    Mar 4
    The Characters I’m Writing Need a Restraining Order

    The Characters I’m Writing Need a Restraining Order

    When your characters refuse to leave you alone after midnight
    Go to the profile of Reilly Dufresne
    Reilly Dufresne
    Mar 4
    King Arthur’s Knight Of The Round Table Respectfully Declines Flag Bearer Duty

    King Arthur’s Knight Of The Round Table Respectfully Declines Flag ...

    A tale of woe — and whoa!
    Go to the profile of Gregg Diller
    Gregg Diller
    Mar 3
    Welcome To The Cone Zone

    Welcome To The Cone Zone

    One day this will all be a memory — or will it?
    Go to the profile of Janie Emaus
    Janie Emaus
    Mar 3
    Mosquito Swarm Seeks Experienced Bloodsucker for Its MBA Program Staffing

    Mosquito Swarm Seeks Experienced Bloodsucker for Its MBA Program St...

    We need someone ready to put some skin in the game
    Go to the profile of Smillew Rahcuef
    Smillew Rahcuef
    Mar 3
    Klinkhammer, Pitlick, and Lerg

    Klinkhammer, Pitlick, and Lerg

    Why hockey helmets are important
    Go to the profile of Richard Medugno
    Richard Medugno
    Mar 3
    A Solar System Makeover

    A Solar System Makeover

    The planets look to lose weight work out or explore their sexuality
    Go to the profile of David Martin
    David Martin
    Mar 3
    The White Noise Machine

    The White Noise Machine

    How do they sleep at night?
    Go to the profile of Gary Chapin
    Gary Chapin
    Mar 3
    Dear World: I Am Retreating to My Ambient Cozy Cabin

    Dear World: I Am Retreating to My Ambient Cozy Cabin

    If you need me I’ll be inside my favorite YouTube video
    Go to the profile of Alex Cooper
    Alex Cooper
    Mar 3
    When Will the Stockholm Syndrome Kick in?

    When Will the Stockholm Syndrome Kick in?

    Take me now
    Go to the profile of Amy Culberg
    Amy Culberg
    Mar 3
    An Overdue Thank You Letter For a Gift I Never Requested

    An Overdue Thank You Letter For a Gift I Never Requested

    A huge Christmas gift
    Go to the profile of Susan Brearley
    Susan Brearley
    Mar 3
    Thanks For Buying Our Eye-Cream!

    Thanks For Buying Our Eye-Cream!

    Mild to catastrophic burning sensation to be expected
    Go to the profile of Rory McNab
    Rory McNab
    Mar 3
    Snowflake Cruz Opens Up About Ted’s Cancún Excursion

    Snowflake Cruz Opens Up About Ted’s Cancún Excursion

    From Pampered Poodle to Popsicle Pup
    Go to the profile of Bleeding Heart Liberal Marine
    Bleeding Heart Liberal Marine
    Mar 3
    Help Wanted: Denver Transient Seeks Feng Shui Consultant

    Help Wanted: Denver Transient Seeks Feng Shui Consultant

    Unpaid Intern to Arrange Worldly Goods and Ensure Maximum Prosperity
    Go to the profile of Justine Reed
    Justine Reed
    Mar 3
    Babies are a Trap

    Babies are a Trap

    They might look cute, but that is part of the design
    Go to the profile of Kelley A. Mussler
    Kelley A. Mussler
    Mar 3
    Boomer Sentenced to Eternal Irrelevance

    Boomer Sentenced to Eternal Irrelevance

    Chooses the Orange Vest
    Go to the profile of Sam Miller
    Sam Miller
    Mar 3
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