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100 Random Things in 20 Minutes

Here goes nothing

  1. There is no free lunch.
  2. I’ve been wanting to say that and start this post for days now.
  3. Maybe it’s weeks.
  4. I can’t remember.
  5. Phrases commonly said, frustrate me.
  6. Take masterminding for…



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Susan Brearley

EIC-MuddyUm-Contemplate. Serial Top Writer. Writing comedy since Age 3. Founder, Garden of Neuro Institute-global space for women's agency and leadership.