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This Happened to Me

2 Gifts That I Strongly Suggest You Avoid Giving

Really-this is a true but funny story

Image, K.Barret, author
  1. Don’t give anyone a used day planner.
  2. Don’t give anyone a huge bouquet of flowers that are dyed blue and covered with glitter when you are dropping them off at the airport.

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K. Barrett

K. Barrett

I’m an educator, mom, wife, daughter, sister, friend, reader, writer, photographer, and health enthusiast, connecting with and helping others through writing.

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