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Mar 28

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JESUS AND BRO WRITER SATIRE

3 Amazing Ways to Turn Water Into Wine

Secret life hacks to up your side hustle game by Jesus of Nazareth

A cartoon rendering of Jesus Christ — Image by andremsantana. Pixabay

Hi, I’m Jesus of Nazareth, and I’m here to change your life.

Obviously, I came here to bridge the gap between a broken humanity and a just God. But also, just to be the best bro of all the…

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